Counterfeit King

 

July 9, 2004
Counterfeit King
There he stood with hat on head
And STP shades on,
In the stands he was so grand
“QUICK, before he’s gone!”

Grab yer books, your pens, your hats
And chase him down the stairs,
Dang that bodyguard with the 6 pack,
We all gave him our glares!

Do sign this and sign that
Oh please will you King?
Sign my shirt, my socks, my arm,
Please sign EVERYTHING!

Time went by and my oh my
Please don’t let it be over,
Then we realized our wrong
And that we were in Dover! 8-(

dedicated
to the unfortunate few that were scammed by an impostor

 

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